Tuesday 2 June 2015

Why?

Why is getting about the place on a bicycle in the UK so difficult?

Why is getting about the place on a bicycle in the Netherlands so easy?

Why are the people - for they are people after all - who design our roads and footpaths incapable of copying a system that simply works?

Why are our politicians incapable of tuning in to the zeitgeist and building the vote winning infrastructure that of course is the answer to the second question posed?

Why?



Monday 18 May 2015

Holland Part 7 - Finale and Encore

A highly enjoyable long weekend was drawing to a close, The evening before I left I spent a couple of hours in the bar sampling yet more of the excellent local brews in the company of the barman and not another soul, the entire evening, not even the odd person popping in for a coffee. The hostel was very quiet, indeed my shared room was now my own personal room for the night which was nice considering I'd been sharing with two loud and prolonged snorers the previous two nights. Tonight was just myself and the Dahon for company...bliss.

My room-mate for my final night.

Of course it transpires that the barman plays guitar, we chatted about music, guitars and then it happened, the inevitable the "these guys are great but have you ever heard of a guitarist called Django?" Suddenly we were in familiar territory and the rest of a great evening was spent talking, a bit of playing, a bit of listening and so on until closing time at the bar. That was it, my adventure was almost over.

One of my barman's guitars, not working unfortunately.

In the morning I somewhat reluctantly packed my few belongings onto the Dahon and checked out although not until after partaking once again of an excellent breakfast and probably more coffee than was really necessary but there you go. I hadn't left myself enough time to cycle back to Schiphol so headed to Haarlem station to catch a train to Schiphol, stopping to take a few last bike infrastructure pictures on the way and this picture below to serve as a reminder to me to stop and look occasionally when people give you directions.

Open your eyes and look, I mean really LOOK

The train from Haarlem to Schiphol requires a change at Sloterdijk, no big deal except I had folded the Dahon and bagged it at Haarlem not anticipating having to leave the Sloterdijk building and carry it 150m across a concourse to the two platforms for Schiphol trains, DOH! Eventually I arrive at Schiphol and after a bit of messing around trying to find the baggage area, I left the bike at the "unusual or oddly shaped baggage" area and now the realisation hit me that it was all over and I was heading to... No, I'll resist the obvious and not post a picture of our wonderful, award-winning bicycle infrastructure with a suitably sarcastic caption. That's it, the end, 'til the next time :)

Encore

Well actually more like an evaluation. What did I learn about bikepacking this time around? Well for a start what I did wasn't bikepacking in its strictest sense, but since I carried all my belongings by bicycle, I think I'm just going to claim it anyway. Hindsight is a wonderful thing but I do wish I had thought to purchase a paper map in advance the way I have done any number of times in the UK, this would have saved me a lot of time and stress on my first few hours after arrival. I guess the flipside to that last sentence is if you're going to rely on GPS then make sure the device that hosts it is up to the job. If like me you're using a mobile phone make sure you a) have it fully charged before setting off and b) turn apps running in the background GPS makes big demands on the battery life of your device and for me now it's back to being "nice to have" but I'll stick to a traditional paper map and compass wherever possible.

The other thing I learned, and boy is this a sore one, if you're flying, ignore any platitudes the airlines tell you about packing your bike. Assume it will be treated with utter contempt and pack well around sensitive parts like derailleurs and brakes, I had read the blurb on my carriers' website about how a bike box would not be necessary on the small aircraft I would be flying on due to space considerations in the hold. This is quite probably true but no matter, when you unpack your bike at the start of a journey to find the front brake caliper broken, well you start to realise that that particular line may have the smell of BS about it. Then when you get home and unpack after the return journey and notice your chain slipping between two particular gears which were fine while you were away... On inspection at my LBS, who incidentally have been absolutely excellent in getting me sorted, it was found that the derailleur hanger was very slightly bent, but the killer was the rear wheel had buckled due to probable bad handling, eithyer throwing it onboard or by something heavy being thrown against it.

I had chosen to fly not simply because of the "convenience" of leaving from an airport close to home but also in no small part because of the nightmare of getting relatively inexpensive train tickets at shortish notice. Yes, I know "inexpensive" and "train tickets" in the same sentence, in the UK. By the time this had been fixed it occurred to me that I might have been as well paying the extra and taking the Newcastle ferry, definitely next time.

In terms of the experience while I was away the only thing I might do differently next time would be to take a few more pieces of lightweight clothing, it wasn't as if I was travelling great distances each day, carrying everything with me. Also I didn't carry much in terms of actual biking gear, the usual small set of tools I take with me on my commute and, unless I take a road bike next time, I won't be carrying padded shorts or technical tops blah, blah, actually you know what, I probably will still take them, you never know I might even get drop bars fitted to the Dahon :)

A folding bike is so versatile for a trip like this, with its luggage rack the Dahon* is more than up to the job. It was so convenient to just fold and stick on the train, and for that matter in my room at night. It would be remiss of me to write up any kind of assessment  of my trip without mentioning yet again the fantastic approach Dutch authorities and planners have towards sustainable transport. The thing is this, having spoken to people whilst out and about what struck me was the way that getting around by bicycle is so effortless that no-one I spoke to thought of it.  *other folding bike brands are available

Well, that's it then, if anyone's stuck with this little adventure since the start then I hope you were entertained, and so until next time, here's a picture of a canal...old stereotypes die hard sometimes. Oh yes, and if anyone's interested allow me to recommend "However" by Jasper van't Hof by way of introduction to some slightly "out there" 70's Euro jazz. You're welcome!

The End

Monday 11 May 2015

Holland Part 6 - Rubato - Amsterdam

My final full day in Holland was going to be a bit of a pilgrimage. Firstly I would cycle into Amsterdam, first stop Palm Guitars, then The American Book Centre via the Flower Market, maybe a cheeky wee visit to Hajenius the art-deco cigar shop and last but certainly not least, a visit to the Jazz-Inn record shop.

Cycling into Amsterdam from Haarlem only takes about an hour and a half according to Google Maps but my experience of a couple of days prior to this suggested it may be otherwise depending on whether I make any bad decisions about my route but all of this was rendered moot when I woke up just in time to catch the end of "Lazy Sunday" breakfast in the hostel. By the time I was ready to leave time had passed to such an extent that it seemed to me wise to simply cycle to the train, park the bike at Haarlem Station then take the train into Amsterdam, after all I know it well enough now to not need a map to go where I want to go. Train ticket purchased, I was bound for Amsterdam for a day travelling on foot, and to be honest I'm glad I did park the bike because Amsterdam was positively heaving with tourists on bikes.
Back in the 'Dam

So I've got to say if you are a bikey person you may not find anything of too much interest in this post, but if like me you think it's about the journey not about the bike then please read on. I've cycled in Amsterdam before and to be honest it's been written about so much I doubt I could add anything new to the discussion. It's a lovely way to get around the city but I'd made my decision to go on foot and had a brief itinerary as outlined above. Here's the thing though, as I walked across the road towards the Damrak I noticed the smell of weed so much more than I ever have done before and a lot more litter and general run-down feel around the Martelaarsgracht area just across from the station. Maybe I'm just a bit older and the prospect of wild weekends in...well anywhere no longer have the appeal they once had, but I couldn't help feeling that maybe this isn't the best way to greet a tourist stepping off the train for the first time, but then again who am I to judge? No-one was fighting or falling about the place drunk and vomiting so maybe I should just carry on, so...

On the way to nirvana, but Palm Guitars was closed...

I decided to head straight to Palm Guitars and in doing so straight to my first disappointment. Closed. Looks like this is more than a temporary closure, it seems the building was flooded late 2014 and has been closed ever since. The company is still trading online but I had been looking forward to snaking between the lines of weird and wonderful and sometimes downright rare acoustic guitars, mandolins, and so on but it was not to be. OK then, off to the flower market and have a browse there, meh, I've been here before, plenty of times. I know! The American Book Centre quick look around, nothing doing, hmm last time I was here I walked out with a huge tome under my arm - AC/DC Complete Guitar Transcriptions, for my daughter of course, who else would it be for? This time however nothing, not a thing. Walk on, thinking "wish I'd brought the bike", walk down an unpromising side street, a very attractive window display of silks and satins catches my eye, there are some rather nice looking pastries on display too. I step inside, result! The shop is run by a Portugeuse lady who of course speaks English very well and naturally I have to have a coffee and a sublime custard tart fresh out of a tiny oven by the window. Of course she has been to Scotland and asks if I'm from Edinburgh, I'm not but know it well enough from my frequent visits there to play and listen to music, so we chat about Edinburgh and indyref and Portugal where I've been a few times although not for many years. We are joined by a Dutch gentleman who is entertaining his young nephew from Paris for a few days whilst the boys' father is away on business, an hour passes, I could have happily sat enjoying the conversation all afternoon but I pay and somewhat reluctantly move on.

By this time something has occurred to me, I've been to Amsterdam so many times now, it's a bit like, well going through to Edinburgh. I'm so familiar with where to go and where not to go that although I love visiting, it has maybe lost a bit of the sparkle through over-familiarity, or am I just getting older and jaded? I wish I'd brought the bike on the train.

Actually, bear with me and allow me to backtrack for a bit, I think I've some explaining to do.

When I first visited Holland in 1980 I stayed at a campsite not far from the Olympic Stadium. I had gone there on a bit of a pilgrimage, being a big fan of what I would describe as Euro jazz or jazz-rock, I was always on the look out in Glasgow for albums by bands with names like Association PC, Solution, Pork Pie (yes really). Most of the music I was listening to or searching for was being created by a core of Dutch musicians and so together with my friend David we booked student rail tickets and headed off on my search for vinyl in Amsterdam. Frankly I had no idea where I was going to find any of this stuff but I knew I had to go to Amsterdam and somehow it would, well just happen. At the risk of this turning into a somewhat tedious autobiography, the bottom line was I came back to Glasgow with a ludicrous weight of vinyl in my backpack, all of which I still possess to this day and still enjoy. Indeed this one trip arguably led me down a musical road that I've followed all my life, but now I'm really digressing.

See, I wasn't joking. Fabulous jazz-rock. I'll get me coat...

Would I find what I was looking for...again?

I was fascinated back then by how so many people went around Amsterdam on bicycles, I no longer had one back home, my Raleigh something or other with 20 inch wheels having being gifted to my cousin after gathering rust in my parents cellar for ages after I fell out of love with cycling - I had wanted a "proper bike" or what's now known as a road bike. I used to love hanging around big Angus's house across the road when the gang were round fixing and customising their bikes that looked so amazing to me with their drop handlebars, thin tubing and so on. For my birthday I got the Raleigh, I don't know what it was called, maybe a Raleigh 20? It was a bike, I was pleased, but I wasn't ecstatic, it wasn't a road bike, and I remember being left way behind the others when rides up to the Barrhead dams were happening, someone would wait but then they'd have to go on for fear of being left behind themselves. I fell out of love with the bike. Yet here I was standing by a canal in 21st century Amsterdam wishing I'd not left my Dahon 20 inch wheeled folder in Haarlem, oh the irony of it!

It wasn't a long walk, but having decided I'd had enough I would before leaving head over Vijzelgracht and check out the new Jazz-Inn which had apparently closed sometime in the '90s but re-opened a few years back due to popular demand no less. Two things struck me about the street, I hadn't been over that way for at least five years having cycled along it with the family last time we did a holiday there, but it now appears to be changing and for the better. There are a lot of works going on that I was told are part of a program to further pedestrianise that part of the city which is such a great thing, reclaiming public space back from motorised transport and making it pedestrian friendly seems such an excellent thing to do.

Vijzelgracht, but where was the Jazz-Inn?

Up and down, across the road and up and down again. Could I find the fabled Jazz-Inn? In a word, no. I could have Googled it and phoned but somehow I felt that was wrong. Back in the day when I spotted it from the tram heading into the city centre it felt like I'd stumbled upon something special, I wanted it to remain that way, I wanted to stumble upon it again, but I didn't. I was disappointed, I knew of other record shops on my route back to CS but they wouldn't be quite the same, I'd tried to find a part of my youth but like that it's gone, period.

I found a few really interesting albums in a second hand vinyl store somewhere or other, I can't remember the street name but I could take you there. It was time to go back to the station and catch a train back to Haarlem, food was taken on as I hadn't placed a meal order at the hostel so after a huge plate of Bangers 'n Mash at O'Reilly's Irish Pub I wandered back up the Damrak and caught my train. I wish I'd taken my bike into A'dam with me.

Wednesday 6 May 2015

Holland Part 5 - Rubato - Haarlem

And it came to pass... I was now settled into my accomodation and decided to spend a day cycling in and around the city of Haarlem and a day in Amsterdam. Haarlem is a lovely old Dutch city which I found a pleasure to cycle around. I am told that the infrastructure that enables this is actually pretty standard for Holland neither exceptional nor dreadfully awful, in fact one of my reasons for choosing Haarlem for a visit was this very thing, plus the fabulous organ in St Bova's cathedral it must also be said. I've posted some pictures of my day in Haarlem on other social media and had fairly mixed responses to them, specifically the cycle infrastructure stuff so let me just say this; Haarlem is a beautiful city that is well worth a visit if you are a cyclist, pedestrian, probably even a motorist, there didn't seem to be any shortage of cars, indeed the Dutch seem to have as many cars as the British you just don't have to mix it with them, which is nice.

Saturday is market day in Haarlem and for the first time in my life I encountered the problem of where to park my bike. Not through a total lack of provision a la UK but a massive over abundance of bikes looking for somewhere to lock up. I managed to squeeze into a vacant slot in a stand but then encountered the rookie folding bike rider problem of how to lock the frame to one of those wheel slot stands? After solving this Krypton Factor style task and getting my hands nicely oiled in the process I set off for a wander round town

As well as being a bit of a bicycle enthusiast, I am also known in certain circles as a player of swing jazz guitar but what people don't know much, if anything at all about, is my love of church organs, and Sint Bavo's cathedral in Haarlem has one of the finest examples of a preserved organ built by Christian Muller of Amsterdam.


Among the luminaries to have played this instrument are Handel, Mendelssohn and a young Mozart. Unfortunately hearing a performance on this instrument remains on my bucket-list as there was nothing taking place until May in terms of public performance so I vowed to come back during the summer months and do the double header of Haarlem and Sint Laurencekerke in Alkmaar.

I wasn't too disappointed not hearing the great organ, the trip certainly wasn't planned around it, so a wander round the market was in order, picking up a cracking vegetarian pizza made from scratch by an Italian chap whose clay oven appeared to be hooked up to a cargo bike but I may be mistaken, wishful thinking over actual memory perhaps. No mistaking how good his pizza was or how good the giant stroopwaffel I had afterwards with an excellent coffee to wash it down.


When I eventually found my bike again it was time to pedal around and about Haarlem enjoying the sunshine and the architecture of this beautiful city, all of which was made possible by km after km of bike lanes segregated from motor traffic, sheer bliss. Wisely I used the opportunity to familiarise myself with the centre of Haarlem, figuring out the best routes back to the hostel and just doing what I love to do which is pootling around town aimlessly stopping to take the odd photograph of some old building or bit of bike infrastructure or whatever else took my fancy, a lovely day out.



Early evening was soon upon me and after a 20 min or so ride back to the hostel I wasted no time at all tucking into a delicious supper before retiring to the bar to sample more of the excellent local beers with great company in the form of friendly bar staff and a large group of middle-aged men and women from the southern part of Holland who were already the worse for wear with the local ale when they arrived but were great fun throughout the evening. I myself retired later thinking of my projected trip to Amsterdam in the morning.

 


Tuesday 21 April 2015

Holland Part 4 - Largo

I'd finally arrived at my destination only instead of taking my estimated "just over an hour" and arriving at 15:00ish, I had pulled up outside the front door at around 17:15. This was no problem as check-in goes on until 23:00 but the problem it did present was that I had missed the order time for a hot meal and free coffees. Once again my Dutch hosts were to restore my faith in humanity when I was told in the bar that although I had missed the evening meal there were probably a few bits and pieces left over and that I was welcome to have them at no charge. I hope I don't get anyone into trouble for saying that but it was sheer bliss to tuck into a huge mound of sauteed vegetables, garlic wedges and lo and behold, there was one piece of pan fried chicken with a mushroom sauce that was, at that moment, perhaps the greatest meal I'd ever eaten.

Bliss...

I retired to the bar for a couple of excellent Jopen beers and my personal favourite Palm before the overpowering urge to sleep came over me.

"It's a new dawn, it's a new day...and I'm feeling good." Next morning, feeling refreshed after a hot shower and excellent breakfast in the dining room I was out on the bike into the sunshine.




I did have a quick look around to try and find my error yesterday. Naturally as soon as I got to the main road I started to recognise features from Google Streetview and of course very quickly found the turn off I had missed the previous evening that had led to a less than magical mystery tour of the district of Velserbroek about three km off course. I needed a completely stress free day so decided against any long bike rides to anywhere, despite my room-mate offering me a lift to a big market he was intending to visit somewhere near Ijmuiden, I instead opted to cycle into Haarlem and just chill.

OK, I would at this point suggest if you're not interested in cycling infrastructure then what follows may seem to be a series of rather dull photographs and descriptions of paving stones and roads but it was one of the reasons I chose to visit, so...

Haarlem is by all accounts a fairly standard Dutch city in terms of cycling infrastructure and yet with one exception on the day I arrived, I never felt ill at ease let alone in any danger from being mangled by speeding motor traffic, even on sidestreets, or rat-runs as we call them somewhat depressingly in the UK. Before I start posting pictures if streets, let me make one thing clear, in the city of Haarlem there is a smattering of this stuff.

Shared use path for cycling and walking






Yes indeed it's the UKs favourite shared use path. Now here's the thing, I travelled quite a few Km over three days using a mix of these paths and segregated bike paths, sometimes sharing with other bikes, sometimes pedestrians even dog walkers didn't present too much of problem. I don't know if it's just me but it seemed that by designating a path through a park as a bikepath it somehow had more validity than the variety of  things that crop up in the UK. This was only a path through a park which led to a canal at the end of which was a junction crossing a wide, busy road.

Fairly typical junction, green light delay for cycles
The junctions had a delay to allow for bicycles to get a head start on motor traffic. Even with segregation this is really essential to prevent bicycles being "right hooked" by turning motor traffic. I'm no traffic engineer but the layout of junctions and the provision of segregated paths seemed entirely logical once I started using them, even as a pedestrian it took no time to figure out what was going on.

Haarlem has plenty examples of pretty good, pretty poor and, in my opinion, exceptionally good cycling infrastructure. Without inducing too much tedium, check out the good:

Complete segregation from motor traffic

 The not so good:

Looks familiar...

And the "yes, that's the way to do it"

Now THAT's an underpass!

Were it not for the fact that so many other people have written screeds about this stuff I would go on and on. The interesting thing for me was how quickly I started to judge the merits of one section of infra from another. I was only there three days but within hours I was thinking, "well that's a pretty good idea" or "wow that's an improvement on the UK", to the wow, "why can't we do this?" response. Indeed the road right outside the hostel had absolutely no segregation between bicycles and motor traffic but didn't seem to phase anyone particularly despite the local buses driving through at a speed I thought I wouldn't be comfortable sharing with.




Right outside my accomodation, no segregation here
In truth I DID use this road and had no issues, in fact the place I did feel uncomfortable was, unsurprisingly, the painted bike lane labelled "Looks familiar..."

Thursday 2 April 2015

Holland Part 3 - Presto

I'd been cycling on and on for what was beginning to feel like hours, it wasn't but you know how it is when you're off track (or lost as some people say) and you think you're heading in the right direction. I stopped and checked the phone, yes I was off track but it looked relatively easy to recover, especially as I noticed the volume was turned down on the GPS navigator app, which started bellowing directions at me as soon as I turned it up. I was off again, in 150m turn left at...happy with this I carried on until something totally unexpected happened; the segregated cycle lane stopped and I was back in familiar territory mixing it with Friday afternoon "we've just finshed work, get out the way" traffic. Fortunately I only had to put up with a couple of hundred metres of this nonsense before I was back on a segregated bike path and heading towards my destination from the eastern approach.

I have to now admit I did stop someone and ask for directions at this point, I prefer local knowledge over satnav anyday. The guy I asked told me some very simple directions "straight over that bridge and about fifty metres further you have to make a left just past the canal".

Schoterbrug, Haarlem, Courtesy Google Maps
With hindsight his instructions could not have been better, thank you sir, but when I think of a canal I think of something maybe wide, maybe has barges or houseboats. Anyway, off I go over the bridge and ok where's the canal? I cycle fifty, one hundred metres, I don't see a canal, further on perhaps? Keep going on and on and I'm at a big road junction...ok, turn around and go back, retrace my steps. Damn, I've gone way past the bridge, why didn't I spot that? I'm really thirsty, and getting a bit hungry so I stop another passer-by, "ah yes, go back to the bridge, turn slightly left, about fifty metres, turn left at the canal, you can't miss it although I wouldn't call it a canal myself..." I go back, again, "where the f*** is this canal?" It must be further on surely? I cycle on to the big junction, I see a MacDonalds, food and sugary drinks beckon, I head towards it, ah, can't go that way, follow the bike path and lo and behold a canal! At last I've found it, slightly more than fifty metres but there you go, except when I researched on Google Earth I'm sure there were houses on both sides, further along of course, that must be it. Anyway, forget Big Mac and Coke, I'm almost there, I think. Nope, backwards, forwards, I knew I was close but...of course GPS app, why hasn't this been...oh wait, I'm out of charge, phone is completely dead. At this point I thought, why didn't I purchase a good old fashioned map of the area? Map and compass and I'd be fine but no, I go for the techy route, not thinking of course that the camera app and numerous others were still running in the background whilst hungry GPS gobbles up my charge.

Let's pause the story for a moment. Remember my speech a few moments ago, "...when I think of a canal I think of something maybe wide, maybe has barges or houseboats."? Well here's the thing, I cannot imagine what was going on in my head when, following instructions, I blithely cycled past the cut off for Jan Gijzenpad.

Looking towards Jan Gijzenpad, Haarlem, Courtesy Google Maps
In fairness to myself, looking at these Google Streetview images with the benefit of hindsight I can understand missing this cutoff from the cycle path.
Jan Gijzenvaart, Haarlem, Courtesy Google Maps
However, I think not spotting a, what was it again? "Something maybe wide, maybe has barges or houseboats...". Yes, that was my fatal error, not keeping my eyes open and engaging brain. I now realise I've been out a long time since Hoofddorp with nothing to eat or drink, I am
starting to weary. I resort to the tried and trusted "Excuse me sir/ madam, I am a dumb tourist who has made a stupid error of judgement and I need help" approach. A young lady on foot said, "oh yes, go back to the big junction, cross over then head back to Haarlem". Back to Haarlem? Where on earth was I? So, onward, or should I say backward, to Haarlem. Excuse me, do you know where...? "I don't know it", "I don't speak English" fair enough, "of course I know it, it's right over there" pointing to the furthest away of a group of high flats. I will forever be in the debt of this young family who had a brief exchange in Dutch interpersed with occasional English phrases and smiles from the young lady with the baby in a bike seat. "OK, no problem, I'll take you there, it will be easier than trying to explain." I could have cried. We said goodbye to the lady and baby and the two of us made for the flats in the distance. Truthfully, I would have been going round in circles for even longer had I not stopped this family for directions. Within ten or so minutes we were standing outside the backpackers hostel. I offered to buy him a drink even a soft drink, he had to get back to help prepare dinner, I could not thank him enough.

Stayokay Hostel, Haarlem

I'd finally arrived at my destination only instead of taking my estimated "just over an hour" and arriving at 15:00ish, I had pulled up outside the front door at around 17:15. This was no problem as check-in goes on until 23:00 but the problem it did present was that I had missed the order time for a hot meal and free coffees. Once again my Dutch hosts were to restore my faith in humanity when I was told in the bar that although I had missed the evening meal there were probably a few bits and pieces left over and that I was welcome to have them at no charge. I hope I don't get anyone into trouble for saying that but it was sheer bliss to tuck into a huge mound of sauteed vegetables, garlic wedges and lo and behold, there was one piece of pan fried chicken with a mushroom sauce that was, at that moment, perhaps the greatest meal I'd ever eaten.

Bliss...

I retired to the bar for a couple of excellent Jopen beers and my personal favourite Palm before the overpowering urge to sleep came over me.


Friday 20 March 2015

Holland Part 2 - Andante

So it came to pass. I was at long last standing on the concourse outside Schiphol Airport getting ready to unpack the Dahon and roll off for three days in bicycle nirvana. Trying to do this whilst a conga line of twenty somethings sang "Sean's just broke his iPhone, Sean's just broke his iPhone..." was not the easy task it should have been but nevertheless I persevered and soon the congoists disappeared off to party central no doubt.

As I lifted the cover off the bike something tap-tap-tapped along the ground, I couldn't see what it was but determined to get going I unfolded the bike and started rearranging my backpack to make it a bit lighter by sticking bike tools and my one extra pair of sensible shoes into my second bag that had been in with the bike and was now on my pannier rack. I was set to go, I went to push off and ... my front wheel was locked. A quick check revealed not quite the worst but bad enough. The front brake caliper was missing a little screw which had clearly been smashed off in transit and on quick inspection was what caused the tap-tapping sound on the ground earlier. This meant I had to release my front brake completely and do without for the next three days, again no hardship but really annoying when I thought about how I had followed packing instructions to the tee.

Preparing to depart Schipol
Looking at the picture now the thing that strikes me is how little I actually needed for three days. My backpack was pretty light considering I had packed fresh t-shirts etc for each day and included a very light showerproof Surface jacket, waterproof overshoes and gloves - like I said before, I've been to Holland quite a few times, I know what the weather can be like! One last stop, to take this picture, pump up the rear tyre some more and I was off at last, heading west to the small town of Hoofddorp after which I would head north using the bike paths to Haarlem. A leisurely ride which shouldn't have taken much more than an hour or so.

Friday was market day in Hoofddorp so after ten minutes trying to find a spot to lock up the bike I strolled through stalls that were not unlike the farmer's markets back home but with amazing cheeses, Spanish sausages, salamis, loads of fish and seafood in addition to the usual mobile phone accessories and other tat that you see in markets everywhere these days.

No need for words...

Of course it was absolutely obligatory that I stop and partake of excellent coffee and a custard pastry which I was later told were Portuguese in origin, which was a good decision considering what happened later...

Meantime all was good with the world and I had a cycle around Hoofddorp on cycle lanes that are maybe not quite in the exemplar category but to be honest were absolutely fine for everyday use. Separated from traffic was and is the key to getting cycling rates up and even in Hoofddorp it was easy to see that the bicycle was a safe, convenient way of making short journeys.

Market day in Hoofddorp
It occurred to me that I hadn't been taking any pictures of cycling infrastructure which was one of the things that enabled me to make this journey from one major city to another in a country I was barely familiar with, in terms of solo transport anyway if that makes sense.

It also struck me that I hadn't taken any pictures after Schiphol precisely because I had no reason to stop other than once at a junction to get my bearings just before making a right turn towards Hoofddorp. The sheer everydayness of cycling is precisely why I didn't stop; I didn't need to. I didn't need to get off to negotiate stupid barriers on paths, bollards on paths, road signs, street lights and so forth i.e. the usual UK list of rubbish that ticks the box labelled Infrastructure. This is a provincial Dutch town, completely and utterly ordinary, not some grand "cycling city" and yet I could get off a plane from another country, hop on a bicycle and travel from one city to another with no fear of traffic, well not entirely, but for almost the entire journey there was segregation, perhaps not gold standard paths but it was absolutely great to be able to travel at my own pace in absolute safety for the most part.

Bicycle bridge on the outskirts of Haarlem
The journey from Hoofddorp to the north edge of Haarlem should take about an hour at a lesuirely pace and since the check-in at my accomodation wasn't until 15:00 I took my time. This gave me a chance to drink in the experience of cycling Dutch style, I mean proper Dutch style not the nonsense that UK planners think is Dutch. A good example is this bridge on the outskirts of Haarlem which I crossed after several km of pedaling across flat but picturesque landscape. I was also struck by the number of people I passed, or passed me, on this route. Not just people cycling but walkers, joggers and a quad bike operated by what looked to be one of the park rangers who I presume look after the upkeep of the surrounds. I digress.

At this point I have to admit I was becoming a bit bemused by what I believed to be a lack of signage for bicycle routes. I finally spotted a sign pointing in what I felt was the right direction to Haarlem and picked up a lovely cross country path that crossed several what we might call B-roads on the way to Haarlem. This however was where I made an error of judgement that had a knock-on effect later that, whilst certainly not disasterous, was a salutory lesson that I will come to later. I was feeling a bit peeved with the lack of signs on the bicycle route so switched on mobile data and GPS on my phone and used SatNav for what I expected would be a straightforward run into Haarlem, which it was.


A few photos of canals and very good quality cycle paths later and a sign that simply said Haarlem loomed. This was unbelievable, I was on the outskirts of the city in maybe 30 min or so of leisurely cycling since leaving Hoofddorp, backpack and all. At some point when fiddling with my phone to take pictures I managed to turn the volume off on the GPS navigator and kept going until it occurred to me that I hadn't heard a peep from it for a while. On checking and discovering this I realised that I was way off my route and most annoyingly I was starting to get a bit low on the old juice, both the type that gives your legs energy as well as the type that powers your phone.

Tuesday 17 March 2015

Holland Part 1 - Prelude

Strictly speaking the title should be Noord Holland Part 1, largest city Amsterdam, capital city Haarlem, but that would be splitting hairs a bit I think. I've visited this part of the world perhaps not many times but certainly as often as possible ever since I started in my first job and saved the money to go camping on a long since vanished campsite on the outskirts of Amsterdam near the Olympic Stadium. My reason for wanting to visit back then, we're talking 1980ish here, was unsurprisingly to do with music. I was then, as I still am, a big fan of a certain Dutch rock band and also lots of Euro jazz, so the trip was almost a pilgrimage for me, taking in as many record stores as I could find (no internet in those days) and spending all my hard saved guilders on albums I didn't even know existed. Perhaps I was at that age where Wordsworth noted that "I, at this time, Saw blessings spread around me like a sea.", of seeing the world and a different way of life with fresh young eyes, perhaps because of this I became smitten with the country as well as some of its music. I still remember my disbelief at being able to order food in a cafe and get a beer with it, mild but ultimately delightful culture shock.

None of the above mentions cycling though, surely that's in part what this blog's all about? Well in part it is, so moving forward in time to 2008 and there is a change in my motivation for visiting, this visit was a family holiday, again camping but this time we had three bikes loaded onto the back of the car. A sutble change in mindset occurred during this trip brought about by a couple of minor events that lead to bigger things in recent years. Firstly we cycled everywhere, into town (Amstelveen), around the Amsterdamse Bos park, into Amsterdam itself to visit the museum quarter, indeed we even managed to get lost on the way back to the campsite one day ending up in Schipol airport! The second event was meeting an Irish family who had stopped over for a couple of nights before carrying on their journey by bikes down south, then east, then north and  hopefully completing a big loop around the Netherlands back to Isjmuiden in a couple of weeks. At that time I thought these people were remarkable, I still admire them for it but realise now how unremarkable their journey was, but in a good way.

So to the present.I had made the decision to do a cycling trip to the Netherlands a couple of years ago but a bad fall and one broken wrist put paid swiftly to that idea. I knew it was time to resurrect it when Mrs Silver announced she was off to Brussels with her friends for a long weekend, and so the die was cast. Flights from Glasgow were booked in preference to the Newcastle ferry which would have been my preferred option, but given the nature of public transport in the UK a return ticket on the train at short notice was going to cost almost as much as the ferry. I was determined to do this using one of my own bikes and felt it was a no-brainer to take my recently acquired Dahon folder. Numerous tweets were exchanged with KLM about packing the bike, removing pedals, checking the batteries for my lights met safety standards, deflating tyres and so on. Every question was answered promptly with no ambiguity, what could possibly go wrong?
  
My flight out of Glasgow was at 9:25 on a Friday morning so I duly arrived to find I was the only person at the counter. I had already printed my boarding pass so I expected to simply check-in the bike and walk on board. Um, "You have a bicycle reservation for the hold yes?" indeed I did, but what I hadn't seen was the invitation to pay for its' transport. "That'll be £40 sir, or if you want pay for the return flight as well £80". After I got up off the floor the figures were double checked and sure enough I had to part with £80 to get the bike in the luggage hold. Being of a philosophical bent I figured that was still half the price of the train ticket I didn't purchase last week but there you go, what can I do but pay the lady. Thankfully plastic was accepted and feeling suitably idiotic for not checking properly, the bike was loaded on and I was on a plane bound for Schiphol.

The flight was over quickly, it only takes an hour or so, and before I knew it I was through passport control and into the Odd Sized Baggage area awaiting my one piece of baggage. This was duly collected and, in my eagerness to set off, carried the thing rather than putting it on a trolley and wheeling it outside. Five minutes later I was on the concourse outside Schipol preparing to assemble my bike whilst all around me was the sound of unbridled 20-something excitement at arriving in what was presumably for them "party central". So whilst the young folk headed off to a weekend of, well whatever, I started to unpack and prepared to pedal off into the midday sun.